What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

What is the most popular boat rental service in Pompano Beach for birthday parties or special events?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?